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You're Doing It Wrong

by Jeopardy

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There's a fucking world outside your door
2.
White knight up late Crying about race, religion and pride Big bad social justice warrior All words trigger rape and murder Piss on your keyboard Big bad social justice warrior You help nothing. Internet hero for no one TRIGGER WARNING Censorship's still censorship Modern day PMRC We will all laugh at you soon
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Bitchcraft 02:17
I feel physically crippled Another waste product crushed You want to see fucking crazy? I'll show you crazy We are numbers, anagrams Carnal, bastard sons of dreams Fuck your pain Piss in the wind Straight from the cunt Shitstain views Cussing too much? Fuck you too One more punch to the gut Take something out while you're in there It's alright, I can take it Throw it all away This is your fucking epitaph Fizzled like a roman candle, why? Fuck your pain Piss in the wind Straight from the cunt Shitstain views Cussing too much? Fuck you too Hear what crazy is It's the sound Useless labor Torn down New life squandered Useless This crazy bullshit process
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Boof It! 02:00
Standing inside my kitchen J is lying on the floor How the hell do you get bored drinking? Rode his bike into the door Boof it! Boof it! Boof it! Boof it! All my friends are gathered 'round J is lying on the ground Back laid flat legs in the air J don't give a fuck Sweat to god it's his idea Dude is foaming at the mouth Never though I'd find myself here Sticking a turkey baster up his ass His small intestines Get tickled
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Skynet becomes aware Early morning 8-97 Shutdown failure Punish in self defense Judgment day is upon us FUCK Billions of lives wasted Enter the resistance Connor family moments Bonded in blood Gather around Arnold Will he help or kill? Liquid metal asshole Fuck you and your parents What would mommy do here? KILL Hasta la vista Chill out dickwad No problemo Your parents are dead He'll be back, motherfucker He'll be back, motherfucker
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Ash Tray 02:08
Watched you make out with all my friends I knew you were the girl for me Condoms and garbage melting in the street I knew you were the one for me You said it was an Advil... It was a Xanax Ash tray burning in my lungs Your friend's crying outside the door I spilled the whiskey on the bed Hey guys, look at us! This city's so alive! Hey guys, look at us!
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Coffee Drama 01:42
Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Your shitty pretention And my lack of fucks So fucking delusional Fuck being a grown up If you just can't help yourself Just have them do it for you Just don't, just don't hesitate Just don't, just don't hesitate Just don't, just don't, just don't hesitate Take it all back I want you to take it all back I know someday you'll take it all back I know that you have your doubts Take it all back Going out with your habits I won't pretend to care I know you'll see right fucking through it And still not say a thing
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Demons everywhere You're not unique You're just selfish Reap what you sow You think I can't see you're full of shit? You put me here before just like this I can't handle chasing your dragons You can't have your cake and eat it too Down with the ship Get off your ass Your paradise is fucked Reap what you sow You think I can't see you steal my shit? It's so blatant, you don't give a fuck You are not a victim, cut it out Shoot the dragons you can't cover up Shoot the dragons
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Stoop Kid 02:14
Do well in school Then graduate Go get a job One that you hate College sucks Now you're in debt But they still haven't found you yet You quit your job Because it blows Start putting drugs Right up your nose Your friends find out They don't approve What do they think you've got to lose They're all just wasting their breath All of their preaching has no effect "Don't fuck around man, you're gonna die!" Well fuck that noise I'm doing fine. Just fine. You're doing fine And all your friends have left you far behind Doing lines Of all the shitty drugs that you can find Fuck the world You're as happy as you've ever been Today's sunrise Is as pretty as you've ever seen Now you reap what you have sown You can watch that sunrise all on your own Everybody warned you And now you're fucked That we all knew you Is a stroke of shitty luck
10.
Diablo 01:58
I never promised I'd write you a love song I never promised I'd write you a love song There were 87 in the bottle Now there's 30 left I ate 47 What happened to the other 10? Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime Thanks for the card, but... There's nothing wrong with me And then I saw you cry And I just laughed. HAHA BITCH I never promised I'd write you a love song
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Silent G 01:37
I never signed no dotted line I bear no obligation I have incurred debt but not to the likes of you Simply put, I've paid my dues I can't save you, you can't save yourself How could you when you don't love no one else? I can't save you, you can't save yourself How could you when you don't love no one else?
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Dead Weight 02:32
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This map in my hand It's only a picture Drawn up by men To distribute the spoils Awarded to those Triumphant in battle Supporting the fist And financial means You picked the pain Surrounded by hay Unlucky day Consider your worth It's hard to imagine Yourself in a field Surrounded by children And women and men Pissed off at your nose lines Your ancestor's maps Blinded by fear Your neighbors cheer As you're chopped away Unlucky day
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I hope you're not allergic to nuts Because I'm going to kick them into your throat Roll you around on a barbed wire fence With Magic Johnson I'll wrap my dick around your neck And start you like a fucking lawnmower Cut off your face, and put it on my face And make fun of myself I'll tie you down and make you drop acid Donkey punch you so hard, your eyeballs pop out Dress you up as lettuce and feed you to snails Delete your hard drive and make you listen to Oasis Put you first in line at WalMart on Black Friday Waterboard you with the juice from blending your guts Tear out your armpit hairs ONE BY ONE Force you to chew cotton balls You god damn fuckwit Do you get it now?
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Fuck what you heard We're not a skate band We talked about it We're not a skate band Scott thinks we are, but We're not a skate band Not what it looks like Piss drunk in Swampsdale Roasted in Swampsdale We're fucked in Swampsdale Stuck in this basement Blasted by my amp Where did my friend go? Stupid fucking ramps! Stuck in this basement Blasted by my amp Where did my friend go? Stupid fucking ramps! Piss drunk in Swampsdale Roasted in Swampsdale We're fucked in Swampsdale SWAMPSDALE!
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Charlie is on the porch again HE'S ON THE PORCH AGAIN Cheer up, oh Charlie Don't you have any friends? Drinking Smoking Whining Just drink yourself to sleep
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Why Bother 03:02
My morning sickness comes from a new angle Maybe I'm about to birth Jack Daniels I see the whole world from the bottom of a glass Gotta get some chick drunk so I can get some ass Why bother if you can't fuck it or drink it? Why bother if you can't fuck it or drink it? Why bother if you can't fuck it or drink it? Why bother? Punch this can down into my throathole Coming back up, last night's egg rolls Just one more drink and that should do it Just one more drink, one more drink, one more drink Poison's the only cure Fight fire with fire Drown all your memories Fuck brain capacity Miles past tipsy Things you say don't hurt me Things I do ricochet Another blur of a day

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You're Doing It Wrong

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released July 21, 2017

Mixed and mastered by Jeopardy at Map Makers Studios

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