You're Doing It Wrong

by Jeopardy

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You're Doing It Wrong

Our first full length recording

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released July 21, 2017

Mixed and mastered by Jeopardy at Map Makers Studios

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Jeopardy Brattleboro, Vermont

Vermont Thrash.

We're not here to impress anyone.
We're not here to raise the bar.
We're not here to be innovative.
We're here to drink beer and thrash.

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Track Name: Trigger Warning
There's a fucking world outside your door
Track Name: Social Justice Warrior
White knight up late
Crying about race, religion and pride

Big bad social justice warrior

All words trigger rape and murder
Piss on your keyboard

Big bad social justice warrior

You help nothing.

Internet hero for no one
TRIGGER WARNING
Censorship's still censorship

Modern day PMRC
We will all laugh at you soon
Track Name: Bitchcraft
I feel physically crippled
Another waste product crushed
You want to see fucking crazy?

I'll show you crazy
We are numbers, anagrams
Carnal, bastard sons of dreams

Fuck your pain
Piss in the wind
Straight from the cunt
Shitstain views
Cussing too much?
Fuck you too

One more punch to the gut
Take something out while you're in there
It's alright, I can take it

Throw it all away
This is your fucking epitaph
Fizzled like a roman candle, why?

Fuck your pain
Piss in the wind
Straight from the cunt
Shitstain views
Cussing too much?
Fuck you too

Hear what crazy is
It's the sound
Useless labor
Torn down
New life squandered
Useless
This crazy bullshit process
Track Name: Boof It!
Standing inside my kitchen
J is lying on the floor
How the hell do you get bored drinking?
Rode his bike into the door

Boof it!
Boof it!
Boof it!
Boof it!

All my friends are gathered 'round
J is lying on the ground
Back laid flat legs in the air
J don't give a fuck

Sweat to god it's his idea
Dude is foaming at the mouth
Never though I'd find myself here
Sticking a turkey baster up his ass

His small intestines
Get tickled
Track Name: Connor Family Moments
Skynet becomes aware
Early morning 8-97
Shutdown failure
Punish in self defense
Judgment day is upon us
FUCK
Billions of lives wasted
Enter the resistance

Connor family moments
Bonded in blood
Gather around Arnold
Will he help or kill?
Liquid metal asshole
Fuck you and your parents
What would mommy do here?

KILL

Hasta la vista
Chill out dickwad
No problemo
Your parents are dead

He'll be back, motherfucker
He'll be back, motherfucker
Track Name: Ash Tray
Watched you make out with all my friends
I knew you were the girl for me
Condoms and garbage melting in the street
I knew you were the one for me

You said it was an Advil...
It was a Xanax

Ash tray burning in my lungs
Your friend's crying outside the door
I spilled the whiskey on the bed

Hey guys, look at us!
This city's so alive!
Hey guys, look at us!
Track Name: Coffee Drama
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
Fuck this.

Your shitty pretention
And my lack of fucks
So fucking delusional
Fuck being a grown up

If you just can't help yourself
Just have them do it for you

Just don't, just don't hesitate
Just don't, just don't hesitate
Just don't, just don't, just don't hesitate

Take it all back
I want you to take it all back
I know someday you'll take it all back
I know that you have your doubts
Take it all back

Going out with your habits
I won't pretend to care
I know you'll see right fucking through it
And still not say a thing
Track Name: Shoot The Dragons
Demons everywhere
You're not unique
You're just selfish
Reap what you sow

You think I can't see you're full of shit?
You put me here before just like this
I can't handle chasing your dragons
You can't have your cake and eat it too

Down with the ship
Get off your ass
Your paradise is fucked
Reap what you sow

You think I can't see you steal my shit?
It's so blatant, you don't give a fuck
You are not a victim, cut it out
Shoot the dragons you can't cover up

Shoot the dragons
Track Name: Stoop Kid
Do well in school
Then graduate
Go get a job
One that you hate
College sucks
Now you're in debt
But they still haven't found you yet
You quit your job
Because it blows
Start putting drugs
Right up your nose
Your friends find out
They don't approve
What do they think you've got to lose

They're all just wasting their breath
All of their preaching has no effect
"Don't fuck around man, you're gonna die!"
Well fuck that noise I'm doing fine.

Just fine.

You're doing fine
And all your friends have left you far behind
Doing lines
Of all the shitty drugs that you can find
Fuck the world
You're as happy as you've ever been
Today's sunrise
Is as pretty as you've ever seen

Now you reap what you have sown
You can watch that sunrise all on your own

Everybody warned you
And now you're fucked
That we all knew you
Is a stroke of shitty luck
Track Name: Diablo
I never promised I'd write you a love song

I never promised I'd write you a love song

There were 87 in the bottle
Now there's 30 left
I ate 47
What happened to the other 10?
Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime
Thanks for the card, but...
There's nothing wrong with me
And then I saw you cry
And I just laughed.

HAHA BITCH

I never promised I'd write you a love song
Track Name: Silent G
I never signed no dotted line
I bear no obligation
I have incurred debt but not to the likes of you
Simply put, I've paid my dues

I can't save you, you can't save yourself
How could you when you don't love no one else?
I can't save you, you can't save yourself
How could you when you don't love no one else?
Track Name: Cheese Sandwich
This map in my hand
It's only a picture
Drawn up by men
To distribute the spoils
Awarded to those
Triumphant in battle
Supporting the fist
And financial means

You picked the pain
Surrounded by hay
Unlucky day

Consider your worth
It's hard to imagine
Yourself in a field
Surrounded by children
And women and men
Pissed off at your nose lines
Your ancestor's maps
Blinded by fear

Your neighbors cheer
As you're chopped away
Unlucky day
Track Name: Don't Spill My Beer
I hope you're not allergic to nuts
Because I'm going to kick them into your throat
Roll you around on a barbed wire fence
With Magic Johnson

I'll wrap my dick around your neck
And start you like a fucking lawnmower
Cut off your face, and put it on my face
And make fun of myself

I'll tie you down and make you drop acid
Donkey punch you so hard, your eyeballs pop out
Dress you up as lettuce and feed you to snails
Delete your hard drive and make you listen to Oasis
Put you first in line at WalMart on Black Friday
Waterboard you with the juice from blending your guts
Tear out your armpit hairs
ONE BY ONE
Force you to chew cotton balls
You god damn fuckwit
Do you get it now?
Track Name: We're Not A Sk8 Band
Fuck what you heard
We're not a skate band
We talked about it
We're not a skate band
Scott thinks we are, but
We're not a skate band
Not what it looks like

Piss drunk in Swampsdale
Roasted in Swampsdale
We're fucked in Swampsdale

Stuck in this basement
Blasted by my amp
Where did my friend go?
Stupid fucking ramps!

Stuck in this basement
Blasted by my amp
Where did my friend go?
Stupid fucking ramps!

Piss drunk in Swampsdale
Roasted in Swampsdale
We're fucked in Swampsdale

SWAMPSDALE!
Track Name: Charlie Is On The Porch Again
Charlie is on the porch again
HE'S ON THE PORCH AGAIN
Cheer up, oh Charlie
Don't you have any friends?

Drinking
Smoking
Whining

Just drink yourself to sleep
Track Name: Why Bother
My morning sickness comes from a new angle
Maybe I'm about to birth Jack Daniels
I see the whole world from the bottom of a glass
Gotta get some chick drunk so I can get some ass

Why bother if you can't fuck it or drink it?
Why bother if you can't fuck it or drink it?
Why bother if you can't fuck it or drink it?
Why bother?

Punch this can down into my throathole
Coming back up, last night's egg rolls
Just one more drink and that should do it
Just one more drink, one more drink, one more drink

Poison's the only cure
Fight fire with fire
Drown all your memories
Fuck brain capacity

Miles past tipsy
Things you say don't hurt me
Things I do ricochet
Another blur of a day